I got aaaall excited to see my dad this weekend and have a good time and discuss the entire pile of crazy that my life is right now, because whoa damn could I ever use some parental wisdom pep talk…
And then I find we’re being mandatorily joined by Spoiled and Teen-Spoiled Jr.
You’re killin’ me, Dad. Seriously, if you can’t even make it over on that short little ferry ride to meet your future in laws (my mum already spends major holidays with them), the least you could do is make time to spend one solitary hour with your daughter as she juggles moving, unemployment, and a wedding to give her a FUCKING PEP TALK without the evil step-mother continuously asking ignorant and stupid questions like why are you not buying a detached house in Vancouver (IS YOUR WEDDING GIFT A MILLION DOLLARS? NO?! Okay, THAT’S WHY!!!)

I got aaaall excited to see my dad this weekend and have a good time and discuss the entire pile of crazy that my life is right now, because whoa damn could I ever use some parental wisdom pep talk…

And then I find we’re being mandatorily joined by Spoiled and Teen-Spoiled Jr.

You’re killin’ me, Dad. Seriously, if you can’t even make it over on that short little ferry ride to meet your future in laws (my mum already spends major holidays with them), the least you could do is make time to spend one solitary hour with your daughter as she juggles moving, unemployment, and a wedding to give her a FUCKING PEP TALK without the evil step-mother continuously asking ignorant and stupid questions like why are you not buying a detached house in Vancouver (IS YOUR WEDDING GIFT A MILLION DOLLARS? NO?! Okay, THAT’S WHY!!!)

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  8. tank-commander said: maybe you should tell him your displeasure? sorry man. adulthood is the pits.
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